I don't walk like all the boys
hands in pockets looking coy
I stimmer and scratch
and waddle and wince
for I suffer with red bleeding hemmroids

Samurai
I don't know about the people
But the scarecrows
all are crooked.

Issa

Games! Come! I challenge you!
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