YEEHAAAWWWWW seems a bit over-bearin!
Pray tell, at this dance, whatcha wearin?
In them cow-girlie togs
youll sher clash with them clogs
that were bangin the floor with. (No swearin!)

Wanna hang one o them dancin globes?
Well, OK but yere not getting strobes!
Bring yer foot-clackin gear;
itll help yer tin ear
not to put them hoop rings on yer lobes!