Silent night.
I do not enjoy aural sex.
The creaking of the bed next door
is always guaranteed to vex
I dont use motels any more.
Especially the cheaper ones
where beds are rented by the hour
I cannot stand the ersatz moans
which some poor fool is paying for.
I bought myself a mobile home
where I can get to sleep in peace.
No matter where Im forced to roam.
From sleepless nights Ive found release
A salesmans job is not much fun
when there is travelling to be done.
9-Oct-07
I do not enjoy aural sex.
The creaking of the bed next door
is always guaranteed to vex
I dont use motels any more.
Especially the cheaper ones
where beds are rented by the hour
I cannot stand the ersatz moans
which some poor fool is paying for.
I bought myself a mobile home
where I can get to sleep in peace.
No matter where Im forced to roam.
From sleepless nights Ive found release
A salesmans job is not much fun
when there is travelling to be done.
9-Oct-07


