Smeagols Sonnet
Poor Smeagol, they all hates us, yes they does
Oh, Precious, where is Precious, no one cares
The hobbits, they was mean, oh yes, they was
Well take them up the dark and nasty stairs
Poor Smeagol, oh my Precious, there, dont cry
Ill save us, gollum, squeeze the hobbits throats
They cant fool us, no matter how they try
To leave us in the dark, in elveses boats
Poor Smeagol, they will catch us, Precious, yes
We dare not hurt them, not the master, no
We promised master we would helps, unless
They takes the darkest paths, where she would know
Oh, Precious, let her sting them, make them die
And then we keeps the Precious, you and I
Poor Smeagol, they all hates us, yes they does
Oh, Precious, where is Precious, no one cares
The hobbits, they was mean, oh yes, they was
Well take them up the dark and nasty stairs
Poor Smeagol, oh my Precious, there, dont cry
Ill save us, gollum, squeeze the hobbits throats
They cant fool us, no matter how they try
To leave us in the dark, in elveses boats
Poor Smeagol, they will catch us, Precious, yes
We dare not hurt them, not the master, no
We promised master we would helps, unless
They takes the darkest paths, where she would know
Oh, Precious, let her sting them, make them die
And then we keeps the Precious, you and I


