Black balloons
dead posies,
poor, poor me.
My life seems like a large slice
of cow pie cake,
and I REALLY threw a bash last night.
The guest list included
my every mistake,
my battered pride,
my aches and pains,
and for music
I played every lie
I ever told myself.
Monotone.
No beat.
Can't dance to it.
The food was bad,
rancid
overpriced,
and served on chipped plates
by snotty butlers
with bad breath.
And i gave myself presents,
breaking them all on rocks,
I mean PARTY HEARTY---you know?
I wrapped my every regret
in old kleenex,
beat myself senseless,
and when it was all over,
had the supreme pleasure
of cleaning up the mess I made.
Nobody can ever say
this bitch doesn't know how
to have a good time.
dead posies,
poor, poor me.
My life seems like a large slice
of cow pie cake,
and I REALLY threw a bash last night.
The guest list included
my every mistake,
my battered pride,
my aches and pains,
and for music
I played every lie
I ever told myself.
Monotone.
No beat.
Can't dance to it.
The food was bad,
rancid
overpriced,
and served on chipped plates
by snotty butlers
with bad breath.
And i gave myself presents,
breaking them all on rocks,
I mean PARTY HEARTY---you know?
I wrapped my every regret
in old kleenex,
beat myself senseless,
and when it was all over,
had the supreme pleasure
of cleaning up the mess I made.
Nobody can ever say
this bitch doesn't know how
to have a good time.




