A touch of class
Avast behind the sailor cried.
His comment true although unkind
The backside he referred to
Was spandex clad a vivid hue?
Resembling the setting sun.
He'd never seen a bigger one.
A gluteus more maximus
So ponderous and pendulous.
The sailor did not like the view
and spoke aloud as sailors do.
He intended she should hear
his comments on her derriere.
The lady heard as she was meant
but made it clearly evident.
She didn't give a tinkers damn
for rude comments from any man.
She held on to her dignity
and waddled on majestically
She was aware she could not hide
the shape and size of her backside
and so she chose to emphasise
with colours that would draw the eyes.
What can't be cured must be endured .
The lady was so self assured.
The sailor's rudeness she let pass.
Which showed I think a touch of class
and proved herself superior
despite her huge posterior.
To any rude sea going lout
who was nothing to shout about.
Unwashed, unshaven, rather crude
I liked the lady's attitude.
08/04/2009
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